Real Life - Dilbert 1:0

"Ascentium Corporation is an award-winning, integrated technology and marketing consultancy with a proven track record in delivering information-driven business solutions to achieve our client's strategic objectives." The question "what do they do?" is fully addressed in the second sentence: "As a trusted advisor to our customers, Ascentium partners with our clients to plan and execute on their portfolio of marketing and technology investments to drive exceptional returns."

Copied verbatim from Bellevue Downtown, issue no. 3 2005.